Sunday, August 26, 2012

The Cleaver

This Relic is an antique meat cleaver.

This cleaver is over three feet long and requires two hands to use it. It seemed to be a natural addition to my edge weapon collection. Plus it will be damn handy the next time I need to disassemble a cow or an unruly villain.

I bought it at an estate auction several years ago for $5.

--It's perfect to the pending Zombie Apocalypse!

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

The Pentax

I just bought a new camera, the Nikon D3000 on the left.

The Relic on the right is a classic Pentax K 1000 35mm film camera.

I have several cameras in the Relic Room. I might start a series on just the cameras.

--I have always been about the pics!

Monday, August 13, 2012

The Lepers

These are my newest Relics.

Brenda bought these for me during Pennsic in 2012.

These are hand made Lepers. They are all unique and have flies, maggots, blood and open wounds.

They even have Leper bells.

Hundreds of these guys were sold to the children of the Pennsic War.

--I love the thought of the kids sleeping with these little guys...

Sunday, August 12, 2012

The Carved Box

This Relic is a hand carved box that once belonged to Brenda's Mom.

It was used as a woman's dress glove box.
This box once belonged to Brenda's great Great Aunt Annie Reiner. It was a Christmas gift from her Aunt Florence Kuss in 1905.

It has that gift inscription burned into it's bottom.


I love the smell of the box when opened.

--The smell of time past...

Sunday, July 22, 2012

The Borg Bear

This is a new Relic for my den.

Recently I was helping my daughter clean her room in preparation for heading to college in a few weeks.

We were have a good time discovering and talking about old science projects, photos, books and toys that reminded us of other days.

We came across this Teddy Bear that was a Borg! I brought this back from a business trip to Las Vegas years ago. While I was there I went to the Star Trek museum.


--She gave it back to me for my collection!

Monday, July 16, 2012

The Gas Mask

This Relic was a gift from my daughter.

Nothing says "I Love You" better than a vintage tool of war.

This is actually the second gas mask I own. I'll have to find that one for the Relic list.

Gotta be careful. Brenda says once I have three, it's a collection.

Sunday, July 15, 2012

The Brass Lamp

This Relic is a beautiful brass floor lamp that was in my kids Grandparents house for decades.

It had several adventures in storage including being thought to have been stolen!

During Grandpa Burts last move it was found in an apartment storage unit.

Becky's sister was going to take it but the damn thing is six feet tall, made of brass, weighs a ton, while at the same time being fragile. Crating it and shipping was cost prohibitive.

We rewired it and replaced the fringe. Sometime in the next ten years we will get it to Ruth because when we retire, it all has to go!

--Works great in my den for now.

Saturday, July 14, 2012

The Westinghouse Fan

This Relic is a fully functional, old school fan.

This one is made by Westinghouse and it is the fan your mom warned you about.

The blades are really blades! Do NOT put your fingers in there. The cage that surrounds this fan will not keep your fingers out.

Even though it is a safety hazard, it is perfect for my roll top desk!

--But keep your kids away...

Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Zombie Potato Head

This Relic I created from a yard sale Mr. Potato Head.

A guy where I work collects Potato Heads and Brenda bought this one for me, for him.

I Zombified this one. Mods include bloodshot eyes, bloody hands, bitten ear, broken teeth and wounds on the face.

He eventually left our office and returned the Potato Head for fear it would frighten his children.

--He now lives in my Relic Room.

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

The Stuffed Goose

This Relic is a one of our classic pieces of taxidermy. It's a Canadian Goose!

We received this from Brenda's brother Steven. He got it from his wife's brother. He got it at a yard sale.

Steven saw our taxidermy collection and fed our growing addiction!


--She watches you...

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Helmet Stash

This Relic was a Goodwill find that Brenda brought home for me.

It is a Knights Helmet with a hidden mini-bar inside!

It proudly sits on my bar!

 --Come on over and have a drink with me!





Sunday, June 24, 2012

The Mirror

This Relic was a wall mirror that was originally my great grand mothers.

Then my grand mothers.

Then my fathers.

And now mine...

This mirror first came to my attention when I was about 9 years old. My brother Eric and I made a secret fort in the attic of one of our barns. There was a ton of things stored there from my fathers parents place. We ran an extension cord up there and had a nice craftsman style lamp, radio, oriental rugs and pillows.

In one of the trunks there was this mirror.

--The frame is made of plaster and has taken a beating over the years. But I still love it.

Thursday, June 21, 2012

The Cold Mountain Violin

This Relic was a movie prop used in the movie Cold Mountain.

If you watch the violin scene closely you can see that the violin has a unique cobra carved into the head of the violin.

I have the whole thing. The case, the fiddle, the bow, resin and a damn good story.

--I love movie props!

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

The Bronze Shishi Lion

I have several Shishi Lions in my collection.

This one is a bookend and part of a pair of lions but I only have the one. I purchased it at an antique mall a decade ago while on my honeymoon.
The first one I had my brother Russ brought back from Taiwan.

--I don't know how many I have...

Monday, June 11, 2012

The God of Fisherman

This Relic is another statue brought back from Tiawan by my brother Russ.

It is know as Ebisu or called Hiruko or Kotoshiro-nushi-no-kami is the Japanese god of fishermen, luck, and workingmen, as well as the guardian of the health of small children.

He is one of the Chinese Seven Gods of Fortune, and the only one of the seven to originate from Japan.

--I have multiple examples of this guy too.

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

The Wire Dancer

This Relic is another piece art created by my daughter Cady.

It's made of simple materials from around the house. A wire hanger and some copper wires from the garage.

The photo does not do it justice. There is a butterfly on her outreached hand.


--Love the sculpture, and that girl!

Sunday, June 3, 2012

The Most Recent Shou Xing

I have several examples of this Chinese God in my Relic collection. You have seen multiple versions already. This was my most recent one. I found it in an antique mall I visited with Brenda on the way back from Buffalo.

Shou Xing - God of Longevity

This character represents 'long life'. According to Chinese folklore, Longevity is described as wise, knowledgeable and capable of ruling the world. During festivals, a Chinese family normally worships the symbols or pictures of Longevity to express gratitude for granting the elders in the family a long life.

When old people celebrate their birthdays, families and friends love to use the drawings of Shou as gifts. Pictures of Shou were often drawn on birthday cakes. Such a gesture would embody the filial wish that family elders or birthday person might live as long as the legendary mountains of the south, with health and good fortune to match.

The God of Longevity is the 3rd god of the Gods of Good Fortune. The God of Longevity was originally a stellar God, Shou Xing or the Star of Longevity

--I could use some longevity. That's why I have so many!

Saturday, June 2, 2012

The Drilling Casing

My friend Newbius died this February 2012.

I went shooting with him on multiple occasions. 

He had a Drilling from Deutschland, pre-WWII.  It was beautiful. This gun is a triple barrel. It has two 16 gauge and a single 9.3x74mmR, with exposed hammers. 


--It was a piece of Art. As was Newbius...

Friday, June 1, 2012

The Oragami

In the mid 70's my brother Russell came home from his service in the air force. He was stationed in Taiwan and came home with a wife and son.

His wife, Hsiu made this for me. She told me it was good luck.


--I have had it over 30 years.


Wednesday, May 30, 2012

The First Shou Xing

I have several examples of this Chinese God in my Relic collection. You have seen some already. This was my very first one. My brother Russ brought it back from Taiwan.

Shou Xing - God of Longevity

This character represents 'long life'. According to Chinese folklore, Longevity is described as wise, knowledgeable and capable of ruling the world. During festivals, a Chinese family normally worships the symbols or pictures of Longevity to express gratitude for granting the elders in the family a long life.

When old people celebrate their birthdays, families and friends love to use the drawings of Shou as gifts. Pictures of Shou were often drawn on birthday cakes. Such a gesture would embody the filial wish that family elders or birthday person might live as long as the legendary mountains of the south, with health and good fortune to match.

The God of Longevity is the 3rd god of the Gods of Good Fortune. The God of Longevity was originally a stellar God, Shou Xing or the Star of Longevity

--I could use some longevity. That's why I have so many!

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

The Damascus Knife

This Relic is one of my favorite knives.

I bought this one year when I was camping at Pennsic.

This was hand made using a quick shortcut making it very much like a Damascus steel blade. The maker used a steel cable as the initial stock. The twised threads of the cable add strength.

This Knife has a great finish and is sharp enough to shave with.

--Love the simple handle too!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

The Hand Up Charlie

This Relic is one of the seven Japanese Shinto-gods of luck. Hotei is the god of happiness and laughter and the wisdom of being content.

My mom had several of these. She always called them Hands Up Charlie. These days it's considered to be Politically Incorrect.

It's made of bronze and one of his arms is missing. It was once there but it's loss is remains a mystery of the relic room.

I know it's there somewhere...

Tradition tells us to rub his belly for Happiness.

--You can see his belly has a polish!

Friday, May 18, 2012

The Stereo Viewer

This Relic was a wonderful Christmas gift from my excellent wife Brenda one year.

I have a wonderful collection of antique stereo 3D photo cards.

I love them.

I have another viewer, the original one that I inherited along with my collection of cards. When Brenda saw that it was broken and repaired, it gave her the idea to buy me this gift.

--It is really beautiful. Just like her...

Thursday, May 17, 2012

The PEZ Gun

This Relic was obtained last fall when I went to a PEZ convention with my wife Brenda.

Back in the 1960s they thought it was a good idea to make a toy gun, specifically designed, so kids could pretend to commit suicide by shooting themselves in the mouth it a PEZ.

I paid $30 for this classic example of a Four Rules violation!

It even has a removable magazine where you load the PEZ! I wanted the one that was Black and Brown and looked real but they were selling for like $300!

--Put your hands up and open your mouth!!

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

The Zither

This Relic is called a Zither. It belongs to Brenda and is actually a beautiful, unsusal instrument.

From Wikipedia:

"The zither is a musical string instrument, most commonly found in Slovenia, Austria, Hungary, northwestern Croatia, the southern regions of Germany, alpine Europe and East Asian cultures, including China. The term "citre" is also used more broadly, to describe the entire family of stringed instruments in which the strings do not extend beyond the sounding box, including the hammered dulcimer, psaltery, Appalachian dulcimer, guqin, guzheng (Chinese zither), koto, gusli, kantele, gayageum, đàn tranh, kanun, autoharp, santoor, yangqin, piano, harpsichord, santur, swarmandal, and others. Modern electric zithers exist, as well as a wide variation of experimental zithers like the Kitaras of Harry Partch, the Shruti Stick and the Moodswinger. It is played by strumming or plucking the strings like a guitar."


--I have multiple instruments in the Relic room.

Tuesday, May 15, 2012

The Painting

Click the painting for a larger image
My father painted this painting. It hung in my childhood home as long as I can remember. It now hangs in my den.

--I love it. It's signed "WILS"


Monday, May 14, 2012

The Cyborg

I have had this Relic, a small 2 inch toy, since about 1976. That summer Star Wars was all the rage and action figures were beginning to ramp up.

I got this for Christmas one year in my stocking. No explanation or packaging.

I always loved SciFi.

--Santa knew me well...

Saturday, May 12, 2012

The Porcelin Jar


--This one even comes with a note written in my mothers own hand. A Relic itself!

Friday, May 11, 2012

The Metronome

This Relic is a recent addition.

It is a beautiful device.  It even sounds nice as it is keeps time.

This belonged to my wife's parents. An artifact of their children's piano lessons.

--The wood is simply lovely.


Thursday, May 10, 2012

The Turkish Dagger

This Relic is a Turkish Dagger once owned by a Barbary Corsair named Hayreddin Pasha.

They were pirates and privateers who operated from North Africa, based primarily in the ports of Tunis, Tripoli and Algiers. This area was known in Europe as the Barbary Coast, a term derived from the name of its Berber inhabitants.

Their predation extended throughout the Mediterranean, south along West Africa's Atlantic seaboard and even South America, and into the North Atlantic as far north as Iceland, but they primarily operated in the western Mediterranean.

He was a Pirate sorcerer and part of a group sometimes called the Ottoman Corsairs or the Berber Pirates. It is said this dagger has magical properties. It's said it can kill with a scratch, and force men to speak the truth before its point...

--Of course those are all lies... maybe.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

The Gods of Good Fortune

These Relics are known as the Gods of Good Fortune.
  1. Jurōjin, god of longevity
  2. Fukurokuju, god of happiness, wealth and longevity
  3. Bishamonten, god of warriors
  4. Benzaiten (Benten-sama), goddess of knowledge, art and beauty, especially music
  5. Daikokuten (Daikoku), god of wealth, commerce and trade. Ebisu and Daikoku are often paired and represented as carvings or masks on the walls of small retail shops
  6. Ebisu, god of fishers or merchants, often depicted carrying a sea bream
--I have several of these depicted together or individually. They are all beautiful in their own way.

Monday, May 7, 2012

The Small Shou Xing

I have several examples of this Chinese God in my Relic collection. You have seen some already.

Shou Xing - God of Longevity

This character represents 'long life'. According to Chinese folklore, Longevity is described as wise, knowledgeable and capable of ruling the world. During festivals, a Chinese family normally worships the symbols or pictures of Longevity to express gratitude for granting the elders in the family a long life.

When old people celebrate their birthdays, families and friends love to use the drawings of Shou as gifts. Pictures of Shou were often drawn on birthday cakes. Such a gesture would embody the filial wish that family elders or birthday person might live as long as the legendary mountains of the south, with health and good fortune to match.

The God of Longevity is the 3rd god of the Gods of Good Fortune. The God of Longevity was originally a stellar God, Shou Xing or the Star of Longevity

--I could use some longevity. Big bald head is optional...

Sunday, May 6, 2012

The Ansco

I have multiple cameras in the Relics collection.This one was owned by my wife Brenda's parents.

It is an Ansco Shur-Flash. It is a simple, basic box camera. It probably has not been used in 60 years. It was really advanced for it's time because it has a viewfinder.

One of these days I want to clean it up and find some film for it.

--In the mean time, it makes me think of Audrey, Brenda's mom.

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

The Bop-It

This Relic is a small Bop-It toy.

I got this Bop-It at my friend Bob's 40th birthday party.

Bob was one of the creators of the Bop-it and was giving them out as party favors!

--Nice work Bob!

Monday, April 30, 2012

The Masks

These Relics are wooden African Tribal Masks.

I received these as a gift. They were collected by a former ambassador to Bahrain.

They are not valuable. I just like them.

--In the dark, they watch you...

Sunday, April 29, 2012

The Chop Sticks

This Relic is a very plain, simple, pair of chop sticks.

My mom gave these to me in the late 70s and they were given to her in the early 70s.

They came from China.

Why would chop sticks, made in China, get to be worthy enough to be in the Relic collection?

These are made of ivory.

--They feel amazing.

Friday, April 27, 2012

The Kukri

This Relic was made in India and is a knife called a Kukri, pronounced "Coo-Cree".

This is a large, very practical, heavy bladed knife. The kukri is a curved Nepalese knife, similar to the machete, used as both a tool and as a weapon. It is a traditional weapon for Nepalese people, and also a weapon of choice/side arm for all Nepalese including those serving in different armies around the world.

They come in many sizes. I currently only have two but expect to own many more. Both modern made and classic designs.

--Makes for a great camping knife.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

The Sleepy One

This Relic is another sculpture I made.

One day I hope to try it again. I never seem to have the time now. I'd love to take a class and spend more that one class hour making something.

This piece was made of a quick dry clay that didn't even require firing in a kiln. But it can only be worked for a short time.

I made this in 1982.

She's just turned 30 ears old.

--She's still sleepy...

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The Rabbit Stone

This Relic is an art project that my daughter Cady did when she was little.

It's a paper weight.

It is painted on a river rock.

--I Love this Relic.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Ruler

This Relic has been with me for over 40 years.

It is a simple Wilsey Nursery give away ruler.We gave these away by the hundreds. Bright Yellow and made of simple wood.

I used it in school. It lived in several of my tool boxes over the decades. Now it has earned a place of reverence in my Relics collection.

I tried calling the phone number and it is no longer functional. Odd thing is, when I was a kid, all you had to dial to get us was 9111. Four digit dialing.

It makes me think of the sales counter at the Nursery now.

--1633 Indian Falls Road...

Sunday, April 22, 2012

The Tsuba

These Relics are a pair of Tsuba I found at a flea market for $1 each.

Tsuba are usually a round or somtines squarish guard at the end of the grip of bladed Japanese weapons, like the katana and its various declinations, tachi, wakizashi, tantō, naginata etc.

Click the pic for a good look at the detail.

--One day I would to make some swords for them.

Friday, April 20, 2012

The Musical Bird

This Relic belonged to my Mom.

It is on a musical base that rotates when it plays.

My Grandma Colburn had this with her in the nursing home for many years and that is why my mom always kept it.

It is kind of incongruous sitting in my little museum.

--I still do not know what the tune it is that it plays...

Update: the tune is Oh What a Beautiful Morning. Thanks, BR!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

The Whittled Links

This Relic was actually whittled by the hands of my Gramps Jake.

Back in the olden days whittling was the xBox 360 entertainment of the day.

Grampa Jake could not read. My mom told me he was constantly sitting on the porch, trying to catch a breeze and  amusing himself with a bit of wood.

He originally gave this relic to my own father one time during a visit to central Alabama where he lived.

I only met Grampa Jake a few times. All I can remember was that he was a very tell, slim, quiet man. He died when I was 5 years old.

--This Relic makes me think of him. And simpler times...


Tuesday, April 17, 2012

The Celtic Dagger

This Relic is the very first dagger I purchased at my very first Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA) Event.

It was a small event but a very large knife.

The event was held in a small fire hall in Woodbridge VA is 1992. I went with my friend Joe and we have both collected knives, swords and other pointy, stabby things since then.

--If I ever need to stab someone while they wear chainmail I am good to go...

Monday, April 16, 2012

The Mitt

This Relic is the very baseball mitt I got for Christmas one year when I was about 9 years old.

I used this mitt for many summers worth of pickup games and little leagues.

It was tossed into the air hundreds of times to celebrate victory and spikes into the dirt as many times to curse our luck.

It's a Regent High Flex with the advanced Double V pocket design. It needs a little oil but is still usable for hardball!

--Those summers lasted for ever...

Sunday, April 15, 2012

The Pinewood Derby Trophy

This Relic is the remains of my 1972 Western NY Regional Pinewood Derby Champion trophy.

I won the derby finals by a nose.

I carved that car out with my very own pocket knife.

My secret to the win was that I polished the nails that held on the wheels and later lubricated them with powdered graphite. I also added molten lead to a hole I had drilled until I was withing .1 grams of the maximum weight.

The aerodynamic design and cool ass paint job locked in the win.

--Cub Scouts were cool in those days.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

The Lump of Coal

I stole this Relic.

I was looking at a house with a realtor and the house had an actual coal chute and a coal bin.

The furnace had long since been converted to natural gas but there was still coal in the bin.

I liked the looks of it.

--So I took it!

Friday, April 13, 2012

The Worry Wood

This Relic is known as my Worry Wood.

I have had it for almost 30 years.

There is an old story about a man that was trying to find inner peace at an ancient monastery.

It wasn't going well.

Meditation would leave his mind to think about how much he missed his beautiful wife who had died years before. He would worry about his sons gone off to war. he would worry about the weather and what people thought of him and his failure to even understand the concept of enlightenment.

One morning he was late to his morning meditations. He was worried about the bowl he had broken while cleaning up the dishes from breakfast. He robes were wet and he looked a mess. And worse of all when he got to his favorite meditation spot, by the fountain in the garden, someone was there already, and he preferred to try to meditate alone, worried he would disturb his brothers.

This was a stranger named Buddha.

Buddha smiled, welcomed him, and thanked him for sharing this beautiful place.

The man knew of Buddha. He was mortified at his appearance and mental state. He begged Buddha to forgive him and not eject him from the monastery.

Buddha smiled wider at the man, and even chuckled saying, "I have come to share a secret." he looked about in all directions conspiratorially. He reached into his robe and brought out a small piece of wood. It was worn smooth as if sanded but in it's own shape.

"This is my Worry Wood." Buddha whispered. "When I hold it I can pour my worries into it. As I work it smoother and smoother with my touch it soaks up my worries and I am free."

After a pause, "...and now I give it to you."

It worked just as Buddha had instructed. When plagued by worries he would hold the piece of wood and smooth it with his fingers. Focusing on the magic piece of wood his worries evaporated.

Years later he met Buddha once again showing him the well worn worry wood. "For the past 20 years I have poured all my worries into this wood until my mind is at peace."

Buddha tossed it casually into the fire.

The man was enlightened,